YES, I MAY NEED HELP
Dear Cache, I PROUDLY CLAIM THE FIRST DNF ON THIS CACHE!!!! But hey, ... I also own a DNF on a VIRTUAL in Livermore, Calif. Soooooooooo, here is the deal; sound sleep did not arrive this day grrrrr. What to do, what to do? I know, I will go east and bag a few caches. Shucks after completing a few I decided to go to the event. Arriving in the parking area I noticed a paucity of cache-mobiles?? Hmmmmmmmmmm not a soul around, Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, 25.75 hours early!!! Well shucks ... pizza and a beer are in order. I am going to blame my actions on a lack of sleep, aliens, Paul and Marmite for they are weighing heavily on this addle brained old goat. I PROUDLY CLAIM THE FIRST DNF ON THIS CACHE. I shall not be denied the FIRST DNF, it is mine, it is mine, it is mine, ALLLLLLLL MINE. See you all to-morrow. Geo-Hugggggzzzzzzzzz to all. TF T DNF