Amazing what comes up on Google, isn't it? No, my detractors are never going to see me dunked in a dunk tank. That would require me to voluntarily submit to sitting there, correct? I prefer a pie in the face, actually. Or my personal favorite, even though this is me we're talking about, is have someone sneak up behind the victim and get down on all fours, and then the person talking to the victim pushes them over. Hilarity will almost always ensue.